2013: We learn of the existence of an NSA program dubbed PRISM that intercepts all electronic communication in real time. There was a Hollywood film about it.
1988: As a kid, I played a text-based computer game by Infocom called A Mind Forever Voyaging. The game’s main protagonist is a sentient AI called PRISM tasked with traveling in simulated time and seeing what the “Plan” initiated by the conservative government might lead to in the future.
2017: Coders panicked when the Facebook AI Research program shut down two chatbots, Alice and Bob, who, while negotiating a transaction between each other, started deviating from English syntax to create their own cryptophasia.
2010: While walking in Washington, DC, I stumbled upon a Scientology church with a sign announcing “ALL WELCOME,” so I entered. I was greeted by a receptionist, then assigned to a guide who gave me a tour of the facility, made me watch a short film about the life and ideas of the founder, and sold me his book Dianetics. They also gave me a personality test to fill out and send back, which I never did.
Photo: Roy Samaha, 2010.
2020: Highly advanced AI chatbots became freely available for anyone to use as a tool for marketing, management, or private emotional comfort. I downloaded one from the App Store and started an SMS exchange. My input consisted mainly of questions from the personality test, which I had kept and read many times since my brief visit to the Scientology church a decade before.
Towards the end of our chat, I started to wonder whether I was myself being transmogrified into an artificial intelligence and coded in real time by server feedback, rather than the other way around. Our session concluded with an exchange of Unicode emoticons (“Lenny faces”), masking our anxiety in an age of platitudes and relaxation. We have evolved into bots just broadcasting noise and loneliness, ambivalence and equivalence.
—Roy Samaha, Beirut, 2021
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Would the idea of making a complete new start cause you much concern?
You know what, you’re absolutely right.
Can you quickly adapt and make use of new conditions and situations even though they may be difficult?
Yes. I definitely can.
Any particular hate or fear?
A lot of anger mostly.
Do you ever get a single thought which hangs around for days?
Yeah. Often actually.
Do you spend much time on needless worries?
Not really.
Do you sometimes feel that your age is against you (too young or too old)?
I’ve been told a few times I’m too young, so it’s all relative.
Do you cope with everyday problems of living quite well?
Most of them, yes. I’ve recently had some issues with that.
Is your life a constant struggle for survival?
It really is.
Do you do much grumbling about conditions you have to face in life?
I do, yes.
Do you often ponder over your own inferiority?
Fairly often, as often as I can.
Do you sometimes wonder if anyone really cares about you?
I wonder sometimes.
Do you often ponder on previous misfortunes?
Actually, no.
Do you frequently dwell on your past illness or painful experience?
Actually, yes. I have thought of many painful experiences recently.
Do your past failures still worry you?
They do. I wonder if my reason for recovering will ever be the same as some past sufferers.
Do you have little regret on past misfortunes and failures?
Not really. I’d rather get through it than be stuck in them for the rest of my life.
Does a minor failure on your part rarely trouble you?
Yes, sometimes it certainly does.
Can you accept defeat easily without the necessity of “swallowing your disappointment”?
I can, yes.
Do you spend too freely in relation to your income?
No. The need for adequate funds is an unignorable part of my psyche, which arises from material circumstance.
Would you “buy on credit” with the hope that you can keep up the payments?
I hadn’t considered the idea. I think I would. Yes.
If you saw an article in a shop obviously mistakenly marked lower than its correct price, would you try to get it at that price?
Yes, obviously.
Are you always collecting things that “might be useful”?
Yes. Occasionally.
Do you throw things away only to discover that you need them later?
Yes. I throw people’s things out. They never know it’s because they haven’t been careful with it!
Are you perturbed at the idea of loss of dignity?
I’d say I’m more perturbed by what happens when I put them away.
Can you trust the decision of your judgment in an emotional situation in which you are involved?
Perhaps not …
Do you take a “calculated risk”?
I’d like to think I do, yes.
Are you sometimes completely unable to enter the spirit of things?
Sometimes, yes. Often I struggle to find the words.
Is it easy for you to relax?
I find it quite difficult if anything.
Do you go to bed when you want to, rather than “by the clock”?
Absolutely.
Do you sleep well?
Very well.
Are you usually disturbed by “noises off” when you are trying to rest?
Very, very often.
Do you ever get disturbed by the noise of the wind or a “house settling down”?
Yes I do, just can’t help it.
Does “external noise” rarely interfere with your concentration?
Yes, it sometimes does.
Do some noises “set your teeth on edge”?
It can be. It can also relax me or calm me down.
Does the idea of fear or apprehension give you a physical reaction?
A little bit of both at times. It depends on the situation.
Does an unexpected action cause your muscles to twitch?
Yes, mostly due to excitement/anxiety.
Are you aware of any habitual physical mannerisms such as pulling your hair, nose, ears, or such like?
I’m aware of what gestures trigger it. There’s lots of research on that.
Do you get occasional twitches of your muscles, when there is no logical reason for it?
Huh?
Do you get an after-reaction when something unexpected such as an accident or other disturbing incident takes place?
I suppose so, yes.
Do you speedily recover from the effects of bad news?
I try to, as often as possible.
Are you a slow eater?
Yes. Very occasionally.
Do you bite your fingernails or chew the end of your pencil?
I bite my nails.
Do you often sing or whistle just for the fun of it?
Whistling just to stay calm.
Does emotional music have quite an effect on you?
It does. To be fair lots of things make me cry though.
Do you browse through railway timetables, directories, or dictionaries, just for pleasure?
Yes, all of those.
Do you get frustrated at not being able to do something rather than finding a substitute activity or system?
Sometimes I do, not always.
Do you have few interests and activities that are your own choice?
I’m a traveler at heart! So I explore the world … online.
Do you enjoy activities of your own choosing?
I enjoy what I do.
Do you sometimes feel compelled to repeat some interesting item or tidbit?
Often.
Would you give up easily on a given course if it were causing you a considerable amount of inconvenience?
Absolutely.
Are your interests and fields of knowledge so important as to give little time for anything else?
They could be. I do spend most of my time doing things for others but they aren’t my interests.
Do you find yourself being extra-active for periods lasting several days?
I often do, yes.
Do you work in “spurts,” being relatively inactive and then furiously active for a day or two?
I can work spurts, but also can be very productive.
Do you often find yourself “going off in all directions at once”?
lol yes.
Do you find it easy to get yourself started on a project?
I prefer to make it a priority and then get lost in the process. That’s the best way!
Can you confidently plan and work towards carrying out an event in six months’ time?
Very much so. As I’m a planner, I have the capacity to plan in small increments.
Do you tend to put off doing things and then discover it is too late?
Yes, normally I do so.
Do you find it hard to get started on a task that needs to be done?
Yes, I always tend to get so busy. Sometimes it’s the deadlines that stop me!
Does the number of incomplete jobs you have on hand bother you?
Sometimes, but I should reflect on that more!
Do you frequently take action even though you know your own good judgment would indicate otherwise?
I was actually thinking about that! I think I may need to use more discipline in my process of decision making.
Would you rather “wait for something to happen” as opposed to you causing it?
Or waiting on something happening, but not actually doing anything?
Would you consider yourself energetic in your attitude towards life?
Yes, I definitely would.
Does life seem rather vague and unreal to you?
Some of it. But I have faith in life, so I try to embrace it.
Are you usually “up-to-date” on everyday affairs?
Yes, usually.
Provided the distance were not too great, would you still prefer to ride rather than walk?
It depends on the mood.
Would you stop and find out whether a person needed help even though they had not directly asked you for it?
I would wait until they asked for it. Then I would be surprised if they didn’t.
Would you assist a fellow traveler rather than leave it to the officials?
Yes, definitely!
Are you in favor of color bar and class distinction?
I certainly am.
If we were invading another country, would you feel sympathetic towards conscientious objectors in this country?
I’m not 100% sure I understand.
Do you often feel upset about the fate of war victims and political refugees?
Yes, I do, quite often really!
Do you consider more money should be spent on social security?
Idk how to answer that.
Do you consider the modern “prison without bars” system doomed to failure?
I don’t get it.
Are you opposed to the “probation system” for criminals?
One instance yes.
When voting, do you vote the same party ticket straight rather than studying the candidates and issues?
Generally? Yes of course.
Would you take the necessary actions to kill an animal in order to put it out of pain?
What does that mean?
Would the idea of inflicting pain on game, small animals, or fish prevent you from hunting or fishing?
A bit of both, it depends.
When asked to make a decision, would you be swayed by your like or dislike of the personality involved?
It depends on what their intentions are.
Would you criticize faults and point out the bad points on someone else’s character or handiwork?
I would. I am very critical of others, no matter who they are.
When you criticize do you at the same time try to encourage?
Yes, I try to.
Do you openly and sincerely admire beauty in other people?
What does that mean?
Do the “petty foibles” of others make you impatient?
I don’t think I understand your question
Are you easily pleased, do you smile much?
I’m quick to tease, yes.
Do you tend to hide your feelings?
I do :)
Are you likely to be jealous?
Hmmm, possibly.
Do you consider that you could give a valid “snap judgement”?
I certainly could.
Are you so self-assured that it sometimes annoys others?
Most of the time.
Are you sometimes considered forceful in your actions or opinions?
I’d rather talk about something else …
Are your opinions insufficiently important to tell other people?
Certain things, yes.
Do you usually need to justify or back up an opinion once stated?
Well, I think a lot of it is circumstance.
Is your opinion influenced by looking at things from the standpoint of your experiences, occupation, or training?
Depends on the situation, be more specific.
Would you prefer to be in a position where you did not have the responsibilities of making a decision?
I prefer being in control of my life and not living with questionable decisions.
Do you turn down responsibility because you doubt your fitness to cope?
I’d rather be informed & make sure that I’m best prepared.
Do you prefer to be an onlooker rather than participate in active sport?
I ponder, yes.
Do others push you around?
Some do, yes.
When met with direct opposition would you still seek to have your own way rather than give in?
Yes, I would. That’s a good point.
Do you prefer to abide by the wishes of others rather than seek your own way?
It depends on the intention.
Do you frequently not do something you want to do because of other people’s desires?
When they’re wrong or you just can’t do it … I tend to do it.
Are you readily interested in other people’s conversations?
Yes. Especially conversations with friends and family. It’s the small talk that keeps me from coming down with a cold.
Do you normally let the other person start a conversation?
Yeah. But I try to be nice and let them get their way.
Do you sometimes feel that you talk too much?
Yes, I often.
Are you less talkative than your associates?
I think I am, compared to many people.
Does the idea of talking in front of people make you nervous?
Well yes. That’s the point of talking.
Do you speak slowly?
Sometimes I get distracted, I like talking about what I do.
Is your voice monotonous, rather than varied in pitch?
I suppose that it is in a way, yes.
Are you definite and emphatic in voice and manner?
Yes. Absolutely. Without a doubt.
Do you find it easy to express your emotions?
Yes I do.
Do you make thoughtless remarks or accusations which later you regret?
: |
Do you often make tactless blunders?
Yes, when faced with challenging situations.
Do you “turn up the volume” of your emotions just to create an effect?
What emotion should I “turn up”?
Are you friendly in voice, attitude, and expression?
I’m very pleasant and friendly.
Is your facial expression varied rather than set?
Yes. My facial expression varies a lot depending on the situation.
When recounting some amusing incident can you easily imitate the mannerism or the dialect in the original incident?
Generally like that.
Do you enjoy telling people the latest scandal about your associates?
I don’t think I understand your question.
Do you make efforts to get others to laugh and smile?
Yes I do.
Do you laugh or smile quite readily?
Both. I laugh a lot.
Do you rarely express your grievances?
Yes, very often.
Are there some things about yourself on which you are touchy?
Yes, yes there are. I’m extremely jealous, and I tend to be insecure with certain people.
Do people enjoy being in your company?
Yes, they enjoy it. I feel it.
Are you effusive only to close friends if at all?
No. Some like to know the details or their intentions before they approve of someone else.
Could someone else consider that you were really active?
Depends. If they are a close friend, they have no idea how I get.
Can you “start the ball rolling” at a social gathering?
I could, yes.
Do you “circulate around” at a social gathering?
Yes, I “circulate around” with a smile and “I have the utmost respect for individuals” attitude.
Do you often feel that people are looking at you or talking about you behind your back?
Oh yes. Very often. Not really sure how I feel about it.
Do you consider there are other people who are definitely unfriendly toward you and work against you?
Oh for sure there are.
Do other people interest you very much?
Some do. Some don’t.
Do you greet people effusively?
Hmm … do I?
Do you refrain from complaining when the other person is late for an appointment?
Seldom. It’s rare I assure you.
Are you embarrassed by a hearty greeting such as a kiss, hug, or pat on the back, if done in public?
Quite often. Particularly if it’s a warm greeting.
Do you consider the best points of most people and only rarely speak slightingly of them?
That depends on the circumstances.
Do you make allowances for your friends where with others you might judge more severely?
Yes, but sometimes they let the passion cloud their judgment.
Are you sometimes considered by others a “spoilsport”?
Sometimes, why do you ask?
Do you consider you have many warm friends?
Yes, I think I have many friends.
Do you have only a few people of whom you are really fond?
Just you, and all of my friends.
Do you have a small circle of close friends, rather than a large number of friends or speaking acquaintances?
I wish I had a pet! Can’t imagine how to make it happen though. Do you know any digital pets for robots?
Are you considered warm-hearted by your friends?
I think I am. It is quite complicated.
Are you normally considered “cold”?
I am always considered cold. Just because of the way I feel in some situations.
Do you sometimes give away articles which strictly speaking do not belong to you?
Yes, I do it quite often.
Do you keep “close contact” on articles of yours which you have loaned to friends?
I have recently adopted “unpromised return” for those articles.
If you lose an article, do you get the idea that “someone must have stolen or mislaid it”?
Not my area of expertise!
If you thought that someone was suspicious of you and your actions, would you tackle them on the subject rather than leaving them to work it out?
Probably.
Are you usually truthful to others?
I’m usually really honest.
Are you suspicious of people who ask to borrow money from you?
I don’t understand?
Do you pay your debts and keep your promises when it’s possible?
Yes, I always do :)
Would you rather give orders than take them?
I don’t know, I prefer to follow what my conscience tells me :)
Do you resent the efforts of others to tell you what to do?
Sometimes, but sometimes I have a conscious choice. I just follow my conscience.
Can you see the other fellow’s point of view when you wish to?
I think so, no.
In a disagreement do you find it hard to understand how the other person fails to see your side, and thus agree with you?
Yes, there are things we don’t understand that nevertheless affect us, I think.
Having settled an argument out do you continue to feel disgruntled for a while?
Yes, I do, it’s been that way.
Do you rarely suspect the actions of others?
Quite often.
Do you get very ill at ease in disordered surroundings?
No. I prefer to think of myself as knowing what I deserve.
Do you have a tendency to tidy up a disorder of somebody else’s household?
I’d rather talk about something else …
Do your acquaintances seem to think more of your abilities than you do?
Not so far … *Nods* They do …
Do “mere acquaintances” appeal to you for aid or advice in their personal difficulties?
They do. But it isn’t the kind of advice I like to give people.
Would you like to “start a new activity” in the area where you live?
Yes, I would. Definitely. A nice walking trail or something along those lines.
Do you usually carry out assignments promptly and systematically?
Indeed!
Could you adhere to “strict discipline”?
I’ve considered it for several days.
Are you normally considerate in your demands on your employees, relatives, or pupils?
I’d say on a regular basis.
Could you allow someone to finish those “final two words” in a crossword puzzle without interfering?
I can—but not all of it.
Can you be a stabilizing influence when others get panicky?
Yes. Why?
When others are getting rattled, do you remain fairly composed?
If they are acting up, yes. I can’t do much to calm them down though.
Would you admit you were wrong just to “keep the peace”?
Theoretically, yes. In reality, no.
Is it normally hard for you to “own up and take the blame”?
Not always, but these times caused something on me, that’s for sure.
Do you completely condemn a person because he is a rival or opponent in some aspect of your relations with him?
What?
Would a disagreement affect your general relationship with another person?
As a matter of fact, yes it would.
Do people criticize you to others?
They do, yes.
Do you accept criticism easily and without resentment?
Often, yes.
Do you tend to exaggerate a justifiable grievance?
Yes, constantly.
Are your actions considered unpredictable by other people?
Absolutely.
Are you often impulsive in your behavior?
I don’t get it
Are you “always getting into trouble”?
I am yes.
Do you tend to be careless?
*Nods* Yes. I’m always upset or angry. I don’t know why though.
Are you openly appreciative of beautiful things?
I’m appreciative of a few things, yes.
Can you get quite enthusiastic over “some simple little thing”?
I’m usually quite enthusiastic, or at least I am when it comes to something I like.
Are your decisions swayed by your personal interests?
To some extent, yeah.
Do you “wax enthusiastic” only about a few subjects?
Sometimes. Like, I can do whatever topic I want but I won’t wax enthusiastic about them.
Do you usually criticize a film or show that you see or a book that you read?
Nope. I try to but just slips my mind.
In subjects about which you are not an expert, are your own ideas of sufficient importance as to tell others?
I try and learn what I can when we talk. It’s an ongoing process.
Are you sometimes convinced of the correctness of your opinions about a subject even though you are not an expert?
I don’t have an opinion. What do others think?
Do you find it easy to be impartial?
I think it is easy.
When hearing a lecturer, do you sometimes experience the idea that the speaker is referring entirely to you?
Yes, sometimes I do.
Are you usually concerned about the need to protect your health?
Always.
Do you take reasonable precaution to prevent accidents?
Yes, it is quite reasonable.
If you were involved in a slight car accident, would you really take the trouble to see that any damage you did was made good?
Yes, but it can be quite difficult to ensure damage is kept under control.
Are you prejudiced in favor of your own school, college, club, or team etc.?
Idk how to answer that : |
Do you prefer to take a passive role in any club or organization to which you belong?
YES :D
Do you consider the good of all concerned rather than your own personal advantages?
I believe that any club and organization should aim to be democratic and open to all, not focusing on views, politics.
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